Other-people’s-content day at Beanstalktalk: Caption Contest 2.
My experience with the creative process includes the observation that sometimes people leave creative efforts unfinished, and sometimes it’s for the best. In this case, some unfinished business from my pile of stuff in the corner personal archives brings another opportunity to exploit other people’s content, namely yours. The creativity of submissions from the last caption contest was humbling, and I expect we’ll get the same high level of laughitude from this one.
Herewith, the drawing. I don’t know why I picked this particular one, but I think the word “subprime” had something to do with it.

I’ll set the bar low with the first caption: “No, okay? Just No. We’re not getting an iphone.”
We have not significantly upgraded the prize pool for the caption contest, though we are prepared to offer the winner this bumper sticker — with free shipping. Trust me, it’s a better prize than the other prize under consideration — the used car I just bought online.
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Okay, here’s my first feeble attempt:
“I’m thinking of switching to boxers. I’ve never owned any.”
So tell me again: where exactly did you get the money to get your name on the mega-contributors list and more importantly, why did you pick Hillary?
“Whadda mean ‘It turned blue’?”
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” NOTHING COMES BETWEEN ME AND MY DOCKERS “
How many times have I told you to keep away from my meds. Ingesting my viagra STILL won’t make me horny for you!
Well, it seems the paper provides some much needed answers. The good news is that Michael Vick is sorry. The bad news is that they found our dog Jake.
“It says here that Hillary Clinton is bringing sexy back. Well, isn’t that a fine kettle of cold fish?”
“I tapped my foot in an airport bathroom. Don’t make a federal case out of it.”
“Call came for you this morning . . . some guy who says he met you on Match.com.”
“Speak up woman, what do you mean, you’re not washing the smalls?!”
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